The Cash Me Outside Girl is Somehow Winning

What it takes to get ahead in Amerika

As I was driving this morning and listening to a podcast the topic of “Cash Me Outside Girl” came up. Where is she now? Her viral moment didn’t strike me as all that flattering, and I recall having some compassion at the time for someone whose parents clearly failed her.

Cash Me Outside Girl (who goes by the very Bollywood-esque “Bhad Bhabie”) has done stunning well for herself since going viral on Dr. Phil back in 2016; According to Newsweek, she recently paid $6.1M Cash for a house in Florida, and claims she’d earned $50M in one year on OnlyFans.

I thought about it a bit, I mean just the house of the “cash me outside girl” cost as much money as one man (or woman) would make in 40 years, being paid $150,000 per year. They don’t give $150k a year jobs out like candy; for a household (which could be two workers) $150k per year puts you in the top 15%. Wow, I wonder how that household would feel knowing 40 years of their lives have an actual cash value substantially less than 2 months of being Cash Me Outside Girl? Probably demoralized (step 1.)